Today is March 14th. It's also pi day (3.14 from your high school geometry classes) and it is the eighteenth birthday of the one and only, the fabulous and fantastics, the Simone "$eamoney" Biles, two time world all-around champion.
Simone has a lot to celebrate today. She added another trophy to her collection, the American Cup championship title she grabbed last weekend. At 18, she's got a list of accomplishments that most people only ever dream of having.
Now that she is 18, in the US, Simone can now legally:
* Vote
* Buy Cigarettes/Tobacco
* Enlist in the army
* Buy porn
* Buy a lottery ticket
* Get a credit card
* Open a checking and savings account in her own name
* Get a loan
* Get a full time job
* Get married without consent of her parents
* Get an apartment
* Start a 401k
* Donate blood
* Get a tattoo
* Get a piercing
* Be selected for jury duty
Happy Birthday Simone! May your future be as bright and sunny as your smile!
Simone has a lot to celebrate today. She added another trophy to her collection, the American Cup championship title she grabbed last weekend. At 18, she's got a list of accomplishments that most people only ever dream of having.
Now that she is 18, in the US, Simone can now legally:
* Vote
* Buy Cigarettes/Tobacco
* Enlist in the army
* Buy porn
* Buy a lottery ticket
* Get a credit card
* Open a checking and savings account in her own name
* Get a loan
* Get a full time job
* Get married without consent of her parents
* Get an apartment
* Start a 401k
* Donate blood
* Get a tattoo
* Get a piercing
* Be selected for jury duty
Happy Birthday Simone! May your future be as bright and sunny as your smile!
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