Welcome to 2014.
It's the New Year, which means it's time to start making New Year's Resolutions and then forget about them by Valentine's Day. I thought I would take it upon myself to suggest some New Year's resolutions for the gymnastics community.
Roxana Popa
In addition to taking over the sport of gymnastics with my sheer awesomeness, I will come up with a gymternet prank that doesn't involve giving my fans heart attacks. Ok, maybe not.
Marta Karolyi
I will stop putting my athletes in shades of hot pink that not even drag queens will wear.
McKayla Maroney
This year, I am planning to master a Keek video of myself as I am mid-air on the vault.
Sam Mikulak
I will be the sexiest male gymnast since Sexy Alexei Nemov.
It's the New Year, which means it's time to start making New Year's Resolutions and then forget about them by Valentine's Day. I thought I would take it upon myself to suggest some New Year's resolutions for the gymnastics community.
Viktoria Komova
I will not come down with potentially fatal diseases this year.
Aliya Mustafina
I will not be the featured on Seasame Street with my twisting form
Carlotta Ferlito
I will think twice before I say things in interviews
Shang Chunsong
I will not wear ten pounds of glitter on my eyes.
MyKayla Skinner
I will have a skill called the "Skinner"
Roxana Popa
In addition to taking over the sport of gymnastics with my sheer awesomeness, I will come up with a gymternet prank that doesn't involve giving my fans heart attacks. Ok, maybe not.
Marta Karolyi
I will stop putting my athletes in shades of hot pink that not even drag queens will wear.
McKayla Maroney
This year, I am planning to master a Keek video of myself as I am mid-air on the vault.
Sam Mikulak
I will be the sexiest male gymnast since Sexy Alexei Nemov.
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