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New Year's Resolutions

Welcome to 2014.

It's the New Year, which means it's time to start making New Year's Resolutions and then forget about them by Valentine's Day. I thought I would take it upon myself to suggest some New Year's resolutions for the gymnastics community.



Viktoria Komova

I will not come down with potentially fatal diseases this year.

Aliya Mustafina


I will not be the featured on Seasame Street with my twisting form

Carlotta Ferlito

I will think twice before I say things in interviews

Shang Chunsong

I will not wear ten pounds of glitter on my eyes.

MyKayla Skinner


I will have a skill called the "Skinner"

Roxana Popa


In addition to taking over the sport of gymnastics with my sheer awesomeness, I will come up with a gymternet prank that doesn't involve giving my fans heart attacks. Ok, maybe not.

Marta Karolyi


I will stop putting my athletes in shades of hot pink that not even drag queens will wear.

McKayla Maroney


This year, I am planning to master a Keek video of myself as I am mid-air on the vault.

Sam Mikulak


I will be the sexiest male gymnast since Sexy Alexei Nemov.




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